everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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