god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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