its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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