Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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