im about as happy as oj after his trial
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
