it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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