whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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