You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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