Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
