i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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