have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Too much gin, very little bucket
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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