More tranny stories later!
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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