Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Shame - the story of my life.
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