Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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