we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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