I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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