dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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