You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
