i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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