you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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