like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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