Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize