He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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