At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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