I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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