We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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