I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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