Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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