We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm always down for nudity.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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