The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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