I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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