how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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