what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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