If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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