I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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