too bad you live with your parents still
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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