i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
it glows. i had to have it.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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