You can't special order awesome
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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