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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm sobbing to NWA
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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