that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
4 words: hood of his car
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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