K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Dignity is for republicans.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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