butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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