Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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