kristin has been a bad kristin
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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