is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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