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• (913): View more from Kansas

  your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

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  if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down

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• (607): View more from New York

  since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

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  only on the fourth of july.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake

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  Who the fuck is this

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• (914): View more from New York

  I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.

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• (657): View more from California

  He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night

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