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(423): View more from Tennessee

Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

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(585): View more from New York

I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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(619): View more from California

Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.

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(315): View more from New York

Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here

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(214): View more from Texas

I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...

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(407): View more from Florida

I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again

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(559): View more from California

He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess

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