Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

what do i owe you?

(1-920): View more from Wisconsin

$237.46 to be exact.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.

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