you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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