He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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