white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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