All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sorry about my life...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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