Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
